This was apparently written by a 98 year old lady to her bank manager, who was so impressed that he had the letter published in The Times. I haven"t been able to check if all of this true - but even if it isn"t, it ought to be! [And thanks to Ruth Campbell for passing this to me.] Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three...